"If this van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'!"
Artwork by the band inspired by the vannin' lifestyle and their bitchin' Chevy Astro, Thee Sext Machine.
Unisex t-shirt printed on Gildan's Soft Style Ring Spun T by Pandemic Printworks printed center chest in a discharge style for a soft feel.
Sizing
S - 46" Width / 71" Length - SOLD OUT
M - 51" Width / 74" Length
L - 56" Width / 77" Length
XL - 61" Width / 79" Length
2XL - 66" Width / 83" Length
Includes unlimited streaming of
Brace Yourself
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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